I am 27. Is a junior in college too young? I am just curious, this has absolutely no bearing on life. None at all.
Monday, November 7, 2005
20 Comments:
Monday, November 7, 2005
I am 27. Is a junior in college too young? I am just curious, this has absolutely no bearing on life. None at all.
20 Comments:
November 7th, 2005 at 5:12 pm
Too young for giving you a hummer?
No
Too young for going all night with?
Perhaps
Too young to bring to the corporate holiday party?
Absolutely
It’s all in the context, brother!
November 7th, 2005 at 5:41 pm
Might be too young for ass2mouth or piss-play…Unless her name is Charlotte Simmons and/or you’re in Alabama.
Well?
November 7th, 2005 at 6:08 pm
27 is too young to order from the senior menu at denny’s.
November 7th, 2005 at 6:17 pm
Chuckles: I thought we had something special. This is how you thank me — with a little twinkie?
You rat bastard!
November 7th, 2005 at 8:12 pm
You will always be special to me, AG, you and Nell Carter are going on my chest as my next tat.
Tom Wolfe became my new favortie author with his appearance on Bill Maher’s show. I read the first chapter in RS and will have to read that book sometime.
November 7th, 2005 at 10:58 pm
Thanks Chuck! I feel better now and can call off Uncle Tiny and a few other Joisey boys.
Your little fantasy twinkie is too old for the free meal at Holiday Inn, but too young to rent a car at Hertz. What kind of deal is that: you have to spring for dinner AND she cannot drive you home when you get too trashed?
With me, you get egg roll…
November 8th, 2005 at 12:55 am
Ahh, Chuckles, the sweet sweet agony of anticipation. OR disappointment.
Pre-emptive strike, bitches!
November 8th, 2005 at 1:27 pm
If there’s grass on the field, brother….
November 8th, 2005 at 3:21 pm
res said: if there’s grass on the field, paly ball…
But what if she waxes?
Mikey said: If they’re old enough to crawl, they’re in the right position?
AG: I do love me some egg rolls. I guess I’ll just have to dip you in Duck sauce and lick up all the drippins and then chow down.
November 8th, 2005 at 3:27 pm
But why is she a twinkie? Is she yellow on the outside and filled with whipped, sugared lard inside? Do you know her? Is she A MASSACHUSETTIAN SPY?
I see everything. I am the quisatz hadderach, bitchzes.
November 8th, 2005 at 8:33 pm
A twinkie is yellow and fresh, i.e. young and clueless. Once one passes the age of about 24, one is no longer a twinkie. Then we can use other terms like MILF, etc.
Unless she is an older college student, she’s a twink. I could have called her a Dixie cup: little on the outside, empty on the inside or an oat, i.e. what old men like to “sew”.
And I note that I find all of these things offensive to women, but I have names for boys too, so I keep it real and not on the DL.
As long as you know where you are getting your pork drenched fried Asian goodies, I am happy, wink, wink …
November 8th, 2005 at 10:09 pm
I don’t think she is a Dixie cup or a MILF. I seriously doubt anyone could be that enthusiastic and have children. Plus she described her daily routines as busy but did not mention anything like ‘…then I go pick up my son/daughter’. So I think I am in the clear.
AG: I will always know where to go when I get a hankering for some Moo Shu Pork. And should I decide that I am in the mood for Tum Yum Gai, well, then I go find teh l4m3 or res. Or any of those other dunkin fans.
November 9th, 2005 at 5:18 am
QH! Use the Voice on her! Just be sure not to pollute the bloodline — 10,000 generations, goddammit!
November 9th, 2005 at 1:47 pm
I will follow the path. I will rule with an fist not felt in a billion years and humanity will thank me with their curses and the final uprising…
November 9th, 2005 at 4:45 pm
What is this, a scientology meeting?
November 9th, 2005 at 4:50 pm
Dianetics is nothing compared to the mind. The Bene Gesserit witches are afraid of the future and the Bene Tleilax are stuck in the past. Those fuckers on Pluto think they can replace the Spacing Guild, but they would let the Machines rule again. I am the way of the future, I am the future. I am the QH! Bitchzes!
November 14th, 2005 at 3:13 pm
If there’s grass on the field…
February 13th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
I have no idea who this post refers to anymore. Le sigh.
February 23rd, 2009 at 11:50 am
teh teh’s comment about Alabama. OMG. I love it. It’s amazing how much changes in three years and that I actually wrote that stuff above. I had no memories of such.
December 13th, 2009 at 5:23 am
Ha! Easily one of the best things I’ve read all day. Cheers