Here at WRN, we embrace the world around us and celebrate its awesomeness. As you can see from the post yesterday, there are lots of positive things about being a WOMAN. Especially if you go into engineering.
I know the question that you women readers are asking, “But if I’m an engineer, will I still be able to buy things that are pointlessly colored pink to try to appeal to me?” The answer of course is yes.
Don’t worry, just because you’re not actively discriminated against on internet career advocation sites doesn’t mean that there isn’t still that pervading sense that as a woman you somehow don’t need special things labeled ‘For Her’ and with nice pastel packaging with flowers on it.
With that said, I present to you the latest revolution in foot care needs: Corn Cushions For Her.
“But men and women’s feet are about the same. The only difference is in actual foot size, which wouldn’t have anything to do with a corn,” you say. You would be wrong. There is a world of difference that you are apparently not realizing.
Don’t worry though, Dr. Scholl’s has you covered. Now you can finally have a corn cushion that was designed with the special lady parts on your feet in mind. Also, available in a nice lavender color to blend in with your purplish-tinted skin!
May 9th, 2007 at 5:42 pm
That’s not purplish, that’s lavender.
Or maybe cornflower, if you go in for paint-style coloration naming conventions.
May 9th, 2007 at 6:09 pm
lilac?
May 9th, 2007 at 8:47 pm
What’s your girlfriend’s number, dEn? She is dating a total piglet. You have crossed over and joined the PP ranks.
You are on AG’s list. This is not a good thing, buttercup.
May 10th, 2007 at 6:11 am
What the hell ever, AG. dontEATnachos is railing against sexism in marketing.
May 10th, 2007 at 1:24 pm
Chuckles, calm down! AG is playing with dEn. Even if he stands her up when she comes to DC, AG still hearts our little VA resident.
May 10th, 2007 at 1:30 pm
I’m not letting AG get to me, or at least I won’t let her get to me before the badger in her butt makes its way into something essential. Why does AG hate so much?
May 11th, 2007 at 7:03 am
I think she hates so much because she has a badger chewing its way through her butt.