Although I just had a great idea for a return of “The War on Christmas” posts of yesteryear, I (unlike the shopping centers around me) know that Christmas is still a long ways off. As a result, I’m going to be trying to make this post about something more thematically correct.
On Wednesday my GF and I carved some pumpkins. Now, I’m not a huge fan of carving things (be it pumpkins, wood, ice sculptures, whatever) but my GF loves this stuff so I wanted to do something fun with her. After the process all I can do is strongly urge you to avoid pumpkin guts. These are gross. They smell bad, feel really weird and look disgusting.
All that said, here are the results. Mine is the one that doesn’t look like it took over an hour to carve:
October 30th, 2007 at 6:08 am
Did you see the headless horseman on a unicorn at the Pretentious Bastard’s?
October 30th, 2007 at 8:39 am
I did not see it. IT does sound rad though.
I guess I actually should have brought back the “Everyday Horror” feature. I’ve seen a few things that could have qualified.