So, while originally a Haloween themed deal a few years ago, I’ve gotten the idea that I don’t really feel like waiting until October to talk about pictures of random crap I take with my cell phone.
This case has to do with a hotel I was staying at in Austin last week for meetings. When I first arrived, it seemed like there were an inordinate and varied number of cop cars. There were cop Hummer H2’s, cop Impalas, cop Chargers, cop Tahoes. I was afraid that possibly someone had been shot in my hotel or something.
It turns out it was something far worse:
The Homicide Investigators of Texas.
That’s right, throughout the week I was subjected to mustachioed beer-gutted middle-age white guys with too-tight blue jeans and cowboy boots who all parked full size vehicles in a garage that looked like it was designed for a fleet of Geo Metros.
They also spent some time in the hot tub not too far from my room.
And (in case they read this) good times were had by all!