Honey, About Your Valentine’s Day Gift

It sucks.

Besides the fact that I never use pet names like ‘honey’ (preferring instead pet names like ‘devil girlfriend’ or ‘hey you’) I think that buying some of these Amazon Gold Box deals as gifts for Valentine’s Day seems like a bad idea.


Glittering diamonds are the icing on the cake of this charming pendant, crafted from 10 karat yellow gold. The petite cupcake-shaped pendant has a yellow gold base with sculpted edges to resemble a cupcake wrapper and three tiers of genuine diamond accents above. It’s fitted with a single bale and featured on a slender and delicate yellow gold rope chain that fastens with a spring ring clasp. An adorable cupcake-shaped gift box makes the presentation extra sweet.

Regularly priced at $100, this is the perfect gift for someone who wants to waste $100.

Show off your sassy side with this devil heart pendant, crafted from 14 karat yellow gold. A stunning heart-shaped lab-created ruby serves as the centerpiece. Held in a three-prong setting, it has a faceted cut and a vibrant red hue. Curved devil’s horns, studded with genuine diamonds, extend from the top of the heart, adding a provocative touch. The pendant is featured on a 14 karat yellow gold rope chain that fastens with a spring ring clasp.

Currently sold out, this would have been the perfect item for the significant other who you like buying useless crap for.

Weave a magic spell with this captivating spider pendant. A luminous gray freshwater cultured pearl comprises the spider body, while polished 14 karat yellow gold shapes the legs. The spider’s head is detailed with three sparkling diamond accents (.012 cttw), for an added touch of elegance. This dainty spider hangs askew from an 18-inch light rope chain, also in 14 karat yellow gold. Enjoy this pendant with the chain provided, or purchase a different gold chain of your choice.


This miniature handcuffs pendant is so edgy and sweet in 14 karat gold and genuine diamond accents. Available in your choice of white or yellow gold, it features two handcuff charms that dangle from a single bale. A total of 14 petite round diamonds line the handcuff shapes, which feature cut-out keyholes for added realism. This trendy piece captures attention with its sassy attitude and dash of bling. It presents on an 18-inch rope chain that fastens with a spring ring clasp.

I guess if you’re dating a cop or a criminal that could work out.  Only $130.

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