I spent a couple hours yesterday trying to create banner ads for a generic food product. At the end of the day, all I could come up with were these though (click to see animated versions):
It doesn’t help that I don’t know Flash (and I spent a bit of time trying to do some animation with it with no luck so I went back to the animated .gifs). Still, I hate to even think about doing advertisements like these because I hate banners. I use ad blocking software all the time and despise the fact that they want to use my processing power and ram to show me these incredibly grating animations.
Of course, after looking at all the pictures of cooked goose for it, I did start getting hungry. So I had to go out and buy one, cook it for several hours and then eat it. Just kidding, I had a bag of microwave popcorn.
If anyone has any other suggestions for banner ads though, I’m open to them. I’ve got until Thursday to get this finished up. Actually, I bet if anyone from 3Bulls! still read the site they’d have a bunch of suggestions.
Ah well, that’s what we get for not ever updating with new content. But hey, we’re kind of back now (at least that’s what it looks like for now).
Edit: I’ve updated the ads slightly to talk about the benefits of eating goose. Benefits I was not aware of. Maybe next Christmas I’ll push to eat a goose. I mean, they just look delicious: