As most everyone has noticed Fulsome has (I can only assume from his lack of presence) reclused himself to some sort of cave where robots and nanomachines keep him in a state where he has free time in only 15 second intervals.

Unfortunately, this has led to him not ever posting … ever.

So in an attempt to at least to get the occasional update, I’m thinking we’re going to get him involved in some microblogging.  The plan right now is to get him setup with a Twitter account and then modify the little quote above to be ‘Dispatches from Fulsome’ or some such nonsense.  Then Fulsome will be able to update with the observations he’s so well known for.

I know it’s not ideal as I don’t think pictures of burritos will fit in the space except if they’re very tiny[Ed. note, the burrito or the picture ... your choice].  Still, we’ve got to try anything to get him to update something.  I mean, it’s like he doesn’t even know we exist anymore.

I’ll be honest and say that I doubt he’s going to actually update it very much.  Don’t worry though, I’ve already thought of that though.  The plan is that since I’ll create the Twitter account he’s going to be using, I can just make up crap and pretend it’s from him.  Everyone’s happy!

Anyway, that’s it for now.  I’ve got to head back and play some more Bionic Commando: Rearmed (or keep working on getting the latest version of the software set for release … I hate configuring package installers!).

They had gotten lost in one of those pesky tubes. Sorry about that…

I will try and think of something worthwhile to tell you but I first wanted to reassure Chuckles and dEn that the FBI hasn’t forgotten about their pet issue…

While performing actual work today, I stumbled across some interesting information on a number of movies that Warner Brothers is either working on or shelving. (more…)

Martin Heidegger states this idea nicely: “Profound boredom, drifting here and there in the abysses of our existence like a muffling fog, removes all things and men and oneself along with it into a remarkable indifference. This boredom reveals being as a whole.”

Wikipedia is not an acceptable primary source. Yes, this means that I am still gathering information. I did some work and have since realized that I need to read a few books before I can accurately comment on Martin Heidegger’s complex political situation, even the brief version that was given to me as an introduction to Heidegger’s existentialism.

In addition to certain unnamed projects to which I will only refer cryptically, I am eagerly looking forward to any news about the film production of World War Z. The book was amazing and awesome and so many other words and now that I have heard that the script is being written by Mr. Babylon 5, J. Michael Straczynski, I am in full on pants-checking anticipatory mode.

The Zombie Survival Guide was really damn neat and thoroughly consistent in ways that I enjoy when reading books or watching movies. World War Z kept that consistency and tossed in a heaping helping of emotion and tension. It was sweeter than a pile of ponies ridden by baby pandas, but if sweet meant super rad and not like the kind of sweet that seems to have infected 3 Bulls of late.

Look, we seem to be getting this a lot lately. Where is Fulsome? I have no clue. I sent Chuckles on a recon mission this past weekend to ascertain his exact location.

So far, all I’ve heard back is that Chuckles wants to go see Bloodrayne when it comes out.

Where is Fulsome and why has he quit posting? Some have theorized a girlfriend, for others it’s work. Some even believe it had something to do with getting my TiVo delivered.

I don’t really have an answer to this question. The only thing I can really offer is that thanks to my TiVo, I don’t really care anymore. Plus, that Bloodrayne … I think Chuckles may be right when he claims that this could be the “best movie ever.”

Directed by the genious who brought us House of the Dead and Alone In the Dark and with cast members like Michael Madsen, Ben Kingsley, and most importantly, Billy Zane, there’s no way this movie could disappoint.

UPDATE from Fulsome: this is my toy! I’ll post when I want, bwahaha